NecronomApron - Hooded Cultist Apron  ($75.00)
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It's an apron! With a hood! And pockets! Yes, it bears the name and swirling souls design of the Necronomnomnom. It is, the NecronomApron! Hand-made, hand-stictched in the USA, for all your dark culinary needs. These are durable and dashing - and uniquely awesome for keeping the Evil Day Star off you while you grill! Hide your face during unholy rituals of food preparation! Conceal your identity from nosey neighbors, and stare fixed at them over the fence - two glittering point of light within the darkness of your hood! Give them nightmares as you give your guests delicous grilled items from The Necronomicon or the up-coming NecroMunchicon! Grill darkly, my friends. 

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Kind words from happy clients
"When we saw this, we realized instantly it was the kind of product we liked and that you would like. . . . The inside has the look of an ancient grimoire with stained backgrounds and teems with marvelous illustrations. . . . Written out by Mike Slater with a kind of manic care that the HPLHS deeply appreciates."
H. P. Lovecraft Historical Society