The Necronomnomnom "Playcemat" 8-Pack!  ($185.00)
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Some of your favorite Necronomnomnom art - including the self-noming eldritch Kickstarter cover - on a playmat! High quality, durable neoprene in a 24 x 14" rectangle! These are great for card games and PC gamers alike!

Note: You can use these as actual placemats to enhance your diabolical dinner doings - BUT, if you or your guests eat like escaped shoggoths - please note that not all foodstuffs/victim gobbets will completely wash out every time. We have tested many food and beverage types against these mats with a 30 second exposure, followed by clean up. Predictably, the sooner you get something off the mat, the better your results. Pasta sauce and red wine fade to near-invisibilty with cold water and maybe a little soap. Oils are more problematic. Most everything else comes right out. The pattern is will hide minor residues, but please understand before purchasing that we do not guarantee these against stains. 

Client Testimonials
Kind words from happy clients
I had the absolute pleasure of trying out the newest tea, Nyarlathoteap,from @reddukegames today. They are the makers of The Necronomnomnom series of cookbooks. I thought their previous tea, The Earl in Grey, was the best buuuuut….I agree with Mike & say this is more delicious! It’s so good! Made in partnership with The Ohio Tea Company. The Deets- black tea,black currant,nettle,& elderberry. 1.5 teaspoons to 6-8 oz water. In Bag- smells divine. Black currant & elderberry are very prominent. Black tea note kind of takes a back seat or this is just blended very well. Nettle isn’t making an appearance to my nose. I tried it different ways. No sweetener-the natural sweetness of the black currant shines here. With honey- ok, this is very good, it mellows the whole brew out nicely. With honey & creamer- Dang. That is a good cuppa. With sugar- it’s good & amps up the berry taste. With sugar & creamer- tones down the sweetness& also makes a fine cuppa. I definitely preferred it with honey & creamer. There might be a tiny bit of a ‘green’ flavor due to the nettle. I’m not sure as I’m not familiar with the taste of it. All in all, 5/5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ totally recommend to treat yourself with this tea! I’m looking forward to their snack cookbook coming out in October so I can make snacks & enjoy this tea with them!
Angela B. via Facebook