The Third Gruesome Grimoire is here! All absolutely mad snacks! 52 mouths-watering illustrations! Signed by the author and shipped direct to you! If you would like an inscription, simply let us know when you order, or email us at TheNecronomnomnom@gmail.com.

Yule not regret picking up this sinister stocking stuffer or irreverent indulgence. The dire duo behind the best-selling The Necronomnomnom present a gruesome grimoire of 25 creepy carols and sinister songs. From “Do You Fear What I Fear?” to “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Mythos” and “Shoggoth the Formless Horror” to “Silent Knife,” “Sunken Hells,” and “The Twelve Days of Darkness,” these puntastic parodies pay hellacious homage to the Lovecraftian cosmos. Shriek them bleakly into the vast abyss or brandish them at seasonal gatherings to revile your fellow revelers. This disquieting collection of chants and canticles features extraordinary illustrations and desperate strains from the throats and hands of those who have gone before. Its harmful harmonies and ruinous rhythms will engulf your mind for all the days of darkness to come. Make merry while you can.

The gorgeous bookstore edition of The Necronomnomnom. These are First Editions, signed by Mike Slater. If you would like an inscription, simply let us know when you order, or email us at TheNecronomnomnom@gmail.com.

Custom reinforced latex cover for your original Grimoire Edition Necronomnomnom!

First edition, signed by the author. AVAILABLE NOW! If you would like an inscription, simply let us know when you order, or email us at TheNecronomnomnom@gmail.com.

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The Necronomnomnom - now with slight amounts of civilization! If you would like an inscription, simply let us know when you order, or email us at TheNecronomnomnom@gmail.com.